virgini-titty:

systemofadowny:

FOR ME?!

oh my GOD

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services


welcome to machu picchu.. i’ll be your guide.

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh