- teacher: why are you late?
- me: why are you so obsessed with me
- You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
- Friend1: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- Friend2: "come back to bed"
- Friend3: *various sex noises*
- Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
- Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
- Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
- Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"
- Friend 8: Is that a cigarette!?
COSMO SEX TIP #8329
Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
(via trustytrombone)
